Reasons Why I Can't Believe I Am Still Single

#6 - Today while I was taking my car into Jiffy Lube to get my oil changed, a young guy came to my assistance. He opened my door for me and as I was getting out of my car my fart pen in my bag went off with a REALLY long fart sound. Uh......what do you say to that? "Oh I am sorry my fart pen just went off!" Uh who would actually believe that? I just prayed he didn't hear it. But I am pretty sure he did the way he diverted his eyes. Conclusion, he heard!