Sometimes I Wish I Were Asian

So there are 3 biggies on my list to date someone. They aren't a big deal. Nobody should say I am being too picky. They are
1. I have to be attracted to them.
2. They have to be HOT....on the gospel.
3. Our personalities have to go well together. (I don't want to be with a dud.)

So in essence, isn't that what most people are looking for? Hopefully. But I always find men with 2 of the 3. Different combinations but nonetheless only two ever are met. Well the other day I had some down time. (Which doesn't happen to often) Well guess what I pondered about! Asians! They all look the same. So I was thinking how simple it would be in the dating world in Asia. You never have to worry about attraction. They all look the same to me, so I would only need to fine someone who met the other two requirements. Number 3 would always be met. There is my rant. It's probably why they are so smart. They have so much more time for learning when they don't have to figure out the dating world as much. Nice. Sometimes I wish I had it that easy and were Asian!

Mustaches

So being as I am on Pinterest and also do my fair share of being in lots of different stores around here. I am just kind of wondering.....What the heck is up with the mustache craze?? Here are a few pics I have found that is proof that it really is a "craze."

Let's start off with a few mustache phrases.

Now onto mustache items. I think mustaches are rather creepy and 

certainly wouldn't want to cuddle with a creepstache pillow.

 ...or have a little sip of your beverage of choice from a mustache glass?

...or have mustache nail art?

....or a mustache necklace?

...or the best one yet. A mustache headboard? CreepO

  But this is the picture that takes the cake. 

Because 1 mustache isn't enough! :)

Reasons Why I Can't Believe That I am Still Single

#4 - Whenever I try to be Molly or crafty I seriously fail. I feel like these represent my skills in comparison to my peers.

In seriousness this is probably only a slight exaggeration. But it's how I feel for sure. HA! I will just continue with the things I am good at such as Extractions, making people laugh and......well things that don't take coordination. :)

Reasons Why I Can't Believe That I Am Still Single

#3 - I accidentally abused my take-home-for-the-weekend baby in home-ec class.

SUSHI

So a year or so ago I tried Sushi for the first time. Ordered a roll and disliked it. Had some of my sisters roll and thought it was ok. But I was kind of turned off by it. Then last week someone at work had some and offered some to me. I liked it.....a lot. So when the opportunity to go with Reese and some friends to all you can eat Sushi I was willing but hestitant. So I waited till they got their rolls. Did some sampling and then ordered my own. I don't remember what was in it, but it was DELICIOUS! I am sold. I even tried the one with fish eggs on top. Snap, crackle, pop, I wasn't a huge fan, but all in all it was a great experience, and I am looking forward with great anticipation for another trip. :)

I Want One!

Saw this guy cruisin' down the street on our way back from a fireside. I told Reese to stop so we could take a picture. She was a little worried about it. Dunno why, it's not like he was going to come running after us. I wish I could be this creative! :)

Reasons Why I Can't Believe That I Am Still Single

#2 - I can secretly belly dance.

Dandelions

At work some of my little kiddos love to pick Dandelions and bring them to me. I always act super excited to receive it and they always run back to bring me another one. It has reminded me of this quote by Neal A. Maxwell.

"Our perfect Father does not expect us to be perfect children yet. He had only one such Child. Meanwhile, therefore, sometimes with smudges on our cheeks, dirt on our hands, and shoes untied, stammering but smiling we present God with a dandelion - as if it were an orchid or a rose! If for now the dandelion is the best we have to offer, He receives it, knowing what we may later place on the altar. It is good to remember how young we are spiritually."